Poseur

: a person who pretends to be what he or she is not

1. He pretends draping things in miles of cloth is art, and that he’s an artist, but it’s always the same gimmick with different details, and he’s just a poseur.
2. She only dresses like that because she thinks she is getting the boys' attention; she doesn’t even like the clothes. She’s such a poseur.

p/s:- a tribute to xxxxxx

SATU KARANGAN MURID DARJAH 4 YANG MENYERAMKAN

Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu. Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah.Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang. Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit "Adoi!". Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua. Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu. Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit "Adoi..!" dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris. Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cubamenyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

Le Tour de Berterabor

Preview

So one of the task given was to do some review about this book. actually, my first impression when i look at the cover of this book, i knew it is story about sharing some experience from how they survive/struggle until success. and u know what? i am right about this! before this i've do some books preview like "rich dad vs poor dad", how Ramly burger survive till knowdays( i don't remember the title of the book), and some other books that i've forgotten their titles. so as i've do some preview about this book and what i'll say is the writer background life story is more thankful compared to other strugglers that i've read. He has a better life or i'll say from a rich family. but a part from that, he still try to struggle by himself. but at some of my point of view, he is lucky because he got big project for a start for a newbie in business world. but i'll say this is all about politics. why i'm saying like that because if a normal person that is a newbie and try to win a big project, of course la cannot. but that is just my opinion. no offence.

Sembang '0'

I donno what to say but now i'm feeling very 'down'. my stomach don't feel really good plus know, i'm in a class that i don't understand what the hell that he trying to say. the subject that i've learned in my university takes about a week to understand and finish the chapter. but in here, he just TELL us in 2 hours time. what the... Plus not i am the one who don't understand what he trying to say, but majority of the class didn't understand what he trying to say.so i can see that this is about communication problem. actually this chapter is important for me and everybody to understand and in my opinion it must be teach by experience person that know how to communicate with the class successfully. what is the problem here man...aRrGgHHH. for those who don't know what i'm talking about right now, u can ask me and i will tell u about it. but for those who know what i'm talking please take action. YOU know who YOU are.
YOU guys really need to improve u're communication skills. this is what happen when unexperience person take the high position. just know the theory but don't have skills. and the one who suffered is me and the rest of the class. thanks man! ...but no thanks! man...so boring right know. must know how to entertain the class also. My stomach still in the critical condition. wahhh. Only God knows why. But to me that is not important. what important is i hope YOU understand what i'm trying to say here. no offence. ok. i think maybe i'll end here right now or maybe i'll just continue because the class is so boring (truly from my heart). no offence. hahaha. maybe along this chapter i'll just write to this blog everyday. ya... i've got some story to share with. actually i've got some 'love letter' in the past few days. haha. u know what it says? the love letter require me to reply the letter by state some reason like why? when? what?... but i'll say, let the bygone's be bygone's. just cut it man. i really don't mind because i deserve that. and actually just to let u know, my main objectives whe ni come here is to steal the knowledge. i really don't much care about others like marks, what people will say about me or my attitude, convo, or any other else. i repeat again. i just want to steal the knowledge from here. i didn't expect to be a proffesional when i've finish the course but at least i get some new basic skills so i can use it in my future.. so i hope anyone here.... pls don't take heart if something unexpected happen. hahaha. i know u r not perfect, so do i. okay then. i'll put a stop here for a while. got some task to do that is "do reasearch on project management". what the...

p/s:- sorry coz my english sux. hope to improve in the future.

Bollocks

"Bollocks" is a word of Anglo Saxon origin, meaning "testicles". The word is often used figuratively in English, as a noun to mean "nonsense", an expletive following a minor accident or misfortune, or an adjective to mean "poor quality" or "useless". Similarly, the common phrases "Bollocks to that!" or "That's a load of old bollocks" express a distaste for a certain task, subject or opinion. Conversely, the word also figures in idiomatic phrases such as "the dog's bollocks" and "top bollock", which express the opposite, namely admiration, pleasure or approval.

Perhaps the best-known use of the term is in the title of the 1977 punk rock album Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols. Testimony in a resulting prosecution over the "obscene" term demonstrated that in Old English the word referred to a priest, and could also be used to mean "nonsense".

Sunset Phenomeon